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| Beverly Osu - Nigeria's BBA Rep & Uzor (a writer) |
So I just came across this write-up by a famous writer/journalist and decided to share:
All hail the queen of Delta State. Roll out the drums and the red carpet for the most anticipated heroic welcome.
The first lady of Delta State in collaboration with other women rights group should set mobilization in motion. Nothing spared, Beverly the outcast has put the ‘the big heart’ state on global map of ignominy.
She has just shattered Afrocandy’s infamous public sex record.
She is expected back to Nigeria with the coveted BBA prize money into the warm embrace of her cult like followers.
Delta State government and rights groups must speak out now or remain in perpetual silence.
No sitting on the fence as we await a press release either in commendation or condemnation of the fingering session and sex romp that took place in Big Brothel Africa. Our outcast must be officially recognized for exemplary misconduct in throwing her legs wide open for the South African pervert.
Berverly the outcast, enjoy your stay in BBA. South African corporations are renowned for digging profitable holes in Nigeria’s business landscape. Give your pot of gold to the gold diggers.
Like our randy hip hop musicians would sing in their various message of sex; ‘your waist all I want is your waist, shake up your bum bum, kpuheee jaheee, take banana till you go yooo.’
But don’t allow the blokes to impregnate you.
We already have enough bastards in Nigeria who enlarge the ranks of insurgents and militants. If per chance you don’t emerge victorious, I will propose you for the audition of another forthcoming sex reality TV show.
This time, not in the confines of a house but on the streets where whores of your type will widen their legs with perverts zooming in and out publicly.
The longest lasting duo will win a million dollars. World renowned multinational companies are already queuing up for headline sponsorship.
Of a truth, these 28 virile young miscreants locked up in a house of booze for ninety one days, idling and fiddling away will soon emerge as role models.
In the face of excruciating poverty, unemployment and HIV/AIDS pandemic among African youths, we deem it expedient to promote casual unsafe sex on camera. Who am I to sit in judgment?
Beverly the outcast, go ahead. Receive the fingering and ‘forkering’ including the blow jobs. The world is your oyster. Let all the feminist associations disband and remain dumb and deaf forever.
You are highly recommended for a national honour of MFR, most fingering realist! Go ahead and receive it. It’s a free world, it’s your life, and you were born that way.
You are showcasing your God given talent. Our jurisprudence in Nigeria makes no provision for indecent exposure.
Arise ye people and line up the streets for Beverly’s home return. We shall wave the Nigerian flag in sham and shame at the airport both at Lagos and Asaba.
You have accomplished great things. Delta no dey carry last!
The first lady of Delta State in collaboration with other women rights group should set mobilization in motion. Nothing spared, Beverly the outcast has put the ‘the big heart’ state on global map of ignominy.
She has just shattered Afrocandy’s infamous public sex record.
She is expected back to Nigeria with the coveted BBA prize money into the warm embrace of her cult like followers.
Delta State government and rights groups must speak out now or remain in perpetual silence.
No sitting on the fence as we await a press release either in commendation or condemnation of the fingering session and sex romp that took place in Big Brothel Africa. Our outcast must be officially recognized for exemplary misconduct in throwing her legs wide open for the South African pervert.
Berverly the outcast, enjoy your stay in BBA. South African corporations are renowned for digging profitable holes in Nigeria’s business landscape. Give your pot of gold to the gold diggers.
Like our randy hip hop musicians would sing in their various message of sex; ‘your waist all I want is your waist, shake up your bum bum, kpuheee jaheee, take banana till you go yooo.’
But don’t allow the blokes to impregnate you.
We already have enough bastards in Nigeria who enlarge the ranks of insurgents and militants. If per chance you don’t emerge victorious, I will propose you for the audition of another forthcoming sex reality TV show.
This time, not in the confines of a house but on the streets where whores of your type will widen their legs with perverts zooming in and out publicly.
The longest lasting duo will win a million dollars. World renowned multinational companies are already queuing up for headline sponsorship.
Of a truth, these 28 virile young miscreants locked up in a house of booze for ninety one days, idling and fiddling away will soon emerge as role models.
In the face of excruciating poverty, unemployment and HIV/AIDS pandemic among African youths, we deem it expedient to promote casual unsafe sex on camera. Who am I to sit in judgment?
Beverly the outcast, go ahead. Receive the fingering and ‘forkering’ including the blow jobs. The world is your oyster. Let all the feminist associations disband and remain dumb and deaf forever.
You are highly recommended for a national honour of MFR, most fingering realist! Go ahead and receive it. It’s a free world, it’s your life, and you were born that way.
You are showcasing your God given talent. Our jurisprudence in Nigeria makes no provision for indecent exposure.
Arise ye people and line up the streets for Beverly’s home return. We shall wave the Nigerian flag in sham and shame at the airport both at Lagos and Asaba.
You have accomplished great things. Delta no dey carry last!
BY UZOR NGOLADI
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These are some responses to this article
@uzorngoladi Its nt compulsory 2 watch bba. She isnt the only Nigerian girl in bba that has been fingered self righteous hypocrite
— ♥ macaulay (@bottlewaves) July 17, 2013
@uzorngoladi your article is trash. Because of one girl you spew trash abt a whole state. You have a choice. Don’t watch
— Laurasboxx (@Laurastiq) July 17, 2013
@Laurastiq @uzorngoladi Dis guy is too deep for pple of average intelligence to comprehend... laurastiq u jus commented trash. 10ks uzor.
— Mz Twirra Witch (@kindvera) July 17, 2013
Okay, well written..
That is his opinion...
This is Mine... (See below)
My first reaction to this article was rage! You ask why? 'cos I'm Deltan.
But as a professional, rage shouldn't be a propelling factor. So I'll go easy.
Who asked his opinion? Everyone has an opinion and freedom to share it... so that question is irrelevant.
I always preach constructive criticism...
Constructive criticism is the process of offering valid and
well-reasoned opinions about the work of others, usually involving both
positive and negative comments, in a friendly manner rather than an
oppositional one. In collaborative work, this kind of criticism is often a valuable tool in raising and maintaining performance standards.
Constructive criticism is more likely to be accepted if the criticism
is focused on the recipient's work or behavior. That is, personality
issues must be avoided as much as is possible. Critical thinking can help identify relevant issues to focus on.
It is a shame that the above article which cannot be termed 'Constructive criticism', was written by a socalled 'renowned' writer...
- "WHO is this article aimed at? Beverly (the culprit) who is still IN the Big Brother Africa House and cannot read this, or The Nigerian Government, or The Delta State Government?"
Who else noticed that Delta appeared more times in the entire article, than Nigeria? I guess the answer to the above is the latter... The Delta State Government.
2. Who said she is expected back in Nigeria with the coveted price? Is she the only representative?
Delta State government and rights groups must speak out now or remain in perpetual silence.
3. Is it actually the place of the Delta State Government to speak out on such frivolous issues? Yeah, it's
frivolous! It is laughable to think that amidst the on-going political unrest in the Niger Delta region,
someone actually expects the Delta state Government to bother with the likes of Beverly???
Like our randy hip hop musicians would sing in their various
message of sex
4. There he goes again, generalizing! Our randy hip hop musicians?
* Are all our hip hop musicians randy?
* With lines such as "all I want is your waist", does that make one randy?
What exactly is the meaning of randy? (pls look it up) ... Is it a direct synonym for one who uses such
lines?
In summary,
Having read the article over and over, I fail to see its exact subject. From its exaggerated heading, to the consistent repetition of Delta state, then to Nigeria having enough bastards and every other vulgar term used, I can't but wonder what message the writer is trying to pass across.
Beverly is representing Nigeria in the ongoing Big Brother Africa #TheChase game, and not the state!
Aren't there other Nigerians who have done such? How does the State come into play?
Aren't there other Nigerians who have done such? How does the State come into play?
I suppose the writer is not aware that Melvin, Nigeria's 2nd representative in the Big Brother game is also from Delta State. Anyone watching the show would know that Melvin & Beverly have very different personalities... This brings me back to the question... 'What has this got to do with State?'
Should the Delta State government and rights groups also speak out now or remain silent forever?
Speak out on what exactly anyway?
In as much as I do not support Beverly's actions, there are better ways to do this without all this name-calling and homeland referrals...
Conclusively, I'll repeat, this article is aimed at who exactly? Beverly Osu who is still in the Big Brother House and can't read this? Or the Delta State Government... who I'm certain, wasn't even aware a daughter of the state was representing Nigeria, until the game commenced! Also, what good would it do Nigeria or Nigerians for the Delta State Government to speak up?
By the way, it's not 'Delta no dey carry last', it's 'Warri no dey carry last'! take note.
LOL.
By the way, it's not 'Delta no dey carry last', it's 'Warri no dey carry last'! take note.
LOL.
Vivian Michael.
Nice work, let God judge
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